Her response: “All you need is a rubber snake or two. They’ll scare the birds away.”
My response: “Uh…ok…”
Her response: “I’ll get you a couple.”
Fast foward about 3 weeks to today.
THEY’RE GONE! THE BIRDS ARE GONE!
I am no longer awoken in the wee morning hours by ridiculously high-pitched feather bags. Little jerks.
God bless the two rubber snakes hanging in my tree.