“That’s a shame.”
It’s a shame that the fingernails that Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City has been growing since 1979 (the year I was born) were shattered in a non-life-threatening accident.
While I wish an accident on no one, I do think it sometimes takes acts of God to make the world right again.
No human being should have fingernails that measure more than 28 feet long.
(I cannot even POST the photo that goes with this article because it is vomitous. If you want to see them, click here.)