Dear Media folks.
Lend me your ear, I have a couple of thoughts I’d like to share.
1.) For ABC: Barbara Walters. While I’m sure she’s lovely in real life (she does own a Havanese, as well)… I’d like to confirm that she’s a know-it-all. I no longer wish to see her a.) on The View or b.) on 20/20. Let’s work together to get her off the air. Call me.
2.) This is a note to the E! network. Dear friends, I love The Soup. I no longer can abide many of your other shows. The Real Housewives kill me. Now you’ve got a True Hollywood Story on Mario Lopez. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “WHO CARES?”
3.) This is to Disney: The Jonas Brothers have been on Dave Letterman, Saturday Night Live and some other show this past week. They performed (and I use that verb loosely) and the bottom line? They’re terrible. AND, their pants are far.too.tight. Enough is enough. Please. Enough of them.