Below is part of the actual conversation between our waiter and I:
Me: Can we get some salsa and guacamole to start, por favor?
Him: Claro. (Of course.)
He walks away.
He returns 3 minutes later.
Him: We don’t have guacamole today.
WHAT? This is Mexico.
I was just at the grocery store and there was a four-foot tall pyramid of avocados.
How do you not have guacamole?
This is like going to an Italian restaurant, ordering spaghetti and them telling you, “I’m sorry. We’re out of pasta.”