So, I DVR The Little Couple on TLC. I think Dr. Jen is ridiculously adorable. I heart her.
Not the point of this post.
During the show there’s always a commercial for that TLC show, “Toddlers and Tiaras.”
Disclaimer: I’ve NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW. Therefore, I’m sure you could accuse me of being judgmental. But, I ask you: do I really need to watch the show in order to know those mothers/grandmothers/guardians of those poor TODDLERS are awful?
Now that I have a daughter I can guarantee that I will never, ever, EVER do that to my child.
They spray-tan those children.
And dress them in mini, mini skirts and Britney Spears bare-belly shirts.
I think they glue fake eyelashes on them, too.
And, those little four-year-olds can sashay in a sexy (!!!) manner better than I EVER will.
Where’s Child Protective Services when you need them? (That poor baby. Below.)
More insanity (pictures) here.