Did you see this article? Apparently a group of pediatricians in the States would like a hot dog and candy redesign in order to eliminate the possibility of little ones from choking.
I have a little one.
I don’t want her to choke.
I get it.
But, let’s mull this one over.
What shape would you like for your hot dog to be? Yes. I’d like for you to answer.
(Oddly, Craig and I saw a Mexican brand of salchichas (hot dogs) down here by the brand name of, “FUD” (pronounced, “food”) that are actually FLAT and long. On the packaging it says something to the effect of, “easier for eating”. So, dear American friends, it’s been done. In Mexico. And it’s gross. Hot dogs should be, well, hot dogs.)