I feel that crackers and chips are useless.
They are, in effect, merely vehicles by which I can shovel more salsa/dip/guacamole/gas station cheese dip (see above) into my mouth as quickly as possible.
If it were at all possible, I’d use the same chip (gasp) to both dip and eat off for the duration of the snacking period.
Or, in fact, I’d consider blanketing said chip (or cracker) in plastic so that it wouldn’t become soggy.
…Oh wait… then that would make it a spoon, right?
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with eating cheese dip with a spoon.