I mean, I understand that my uptop is incredibly sizable. (heh, heh…)
But seriously, I believe I prefer my bra straps a bit more appropriately spaced out in order to distribute the [sizable] weight more evenly.
Apparently this is what I get for attempting to be classy and hiding my bra straps underneath my beaters.
I have to remember that, “money can’t buy me class, elegance is learned.” (Anyone else embarrassed that they knew what those lyrics are from?)