I was talking to my Mom last night about Ferg. And about how she really needs a bath. Badly. And a haircut. Badly.
My Mom is a dog-lover and has brought her sidekick, Cuddles, with her to Mexico this time. Cuddles had just gotten a bath yesterday.
I told my Mom that if ever she’s in a pinch, she could do what we do: rub her dog with a dryer sheet.
Then, of course, I immediately thought of The Martha and wondered if she’d ever stand behind this household tip.
I can imagine it now:
“If you’re in a pinch before your holiday extravaganza and realize that you didn’t have time to bathe your Shetland pony, fancy show cat or purebred dog, simply retrieve a dryer sheet from your laundry room and apply a few swift back and forth motions on your pet’s dander. Within mere moments your pet will smell elegantly and be ready to enjoy your holiday gala.”
Yes, friends. This is how I think.