I was browsing gap.com’s big 50% off of SALE items page and spotted this gem on sale for $64.99.
Here’s the description: “A shiny performance jacket makes you stand out from the running pack while keeping you insulated with ultra-soft fleece lining.”
A couple of thoughts:
1.) Absolutely. You will stand out if you wear this jacket. However, I fear that you’ll also become sort sort of conductor for lightening. Perhaps the fleece will ground you.
2.) This reminds me of those terrible weight-loss outfits that people used to wear in the 70s/80s. Not cool then, not cool now.
3.) I’m confident I wouldn’t pay more than $3.00 for this jacket so the current “sale” price of $64.99 appears to me to be highway robbery.
4.) It’s only appropriate to wear this jacket when you work here:
I think I’m going to pass on this one.