I’m thinking that the parents of Slade from the Real Housewives of Orange County didn’t do him any favors. Not only is his name a misspelling of “blade” or “glade” (as in air fresheners), but he’s just… blech.
Gretchen’s no prize either, but come on? Slade.
I tell you who is a prize, though. Bethenny’s husband, Jason, as seen on Bethenny Ever After.
He seems pretty great.
(Yeah. I know. I watch these shows. I also eat handfulls of nestle tollhouse chocolate chips when no one’s looking. I’m not perfect.)