We all owe a ridiculous amount of gratitude to ABC for bringing us the irritating cornucopia of opinions that is The View…
…but it appears that we have even MORE to be thankful for these days: ABC’s newest show, “The Chew”
First off, I simply cannot abide the name of this show. THE CHEW? My brain immediately flashes to the image of a braces-clad 7th grade boy clumsily eating his lunch; food spewing out of his mouth accidentally. SICK.
I tuned into the show on accident when we were in Ohio and I was SHOCKED that it was on television. The hosts were just sitting there moaning throughout the entire show (“Oh! This is so good. MMMmmmmmm. Yummm…” while eating their food.
It was weird. And it felt oddly inappropriate. You’re just going to sit there and eat and I’m going to watch you?
My thoughts: gross.