I have a ridiculous amount of email in my personal inbox that I need to respond to lest I want to lose some very valuable friendships and familial relationships. (I blame the kids.)
I haven’t called my little sister in nearly two weeks… (I blame the time difference.)
There’s been a pile of clothes that need to go to the dry cleaner on the chair in my bedroom for approximately 2 months.
There are two climbing vines still in their plastic just-bought-from-the-nursery containers in my courtyard that have been sadly waiting to be planted for three weeks…
I hardly know what’s going on in the rest of the free world…
….yet I know that Justin Bieber is going to take a paternity test tomorrow.
What’s wrong with this picture?