|That’s me. I shower like that all the time. In my yard. With hose water.|
I hate to shower. Let’s be clear, I LIKE TO BE CLEAN… it’s just that I hate washing my hair.
It takes forever.
I feel strongly about conditioning and loathe that it’s so time consuming.
There’s a running joke in my household that I will do whatever I can to skip a shower. (I don’t find it to be overwhelmingly hilarious, but Craig does. Every.day.)
So moving on: my showering experience? REVOLUTIONIZED this past weekend.
I try to follow a routine when I shower, but I usually fail miserably. (I forget to shave one leg more often than not. In fact, very little of my life is routined. It’s problematic.)
Anywho, on hair-washing-days I get in the shower and wash my hair first so that I have plenty of time to let the conditioner soak in and do its magic on my mop.
I wash the hair.
Then, I add conditioner and proceed to massage it into ALL of my hair . (THIS is the time consuming part that I hate.) My fingers brush through the wet hair and it takes FOREVER. I hate it. And post-Vivienne the amount of hair fleeing my head has been repulsive. I’ve read this is normal.
So I shower and rinse my hair at the end. This is also time-consuming since I need to get all of the conditioner and knots out.
Well, yesterday? I put my conditioner on and DIDN’T stand there for 5-7 minutes brushing the conditioner through my wet hair with my fingers. I just put it on and finished my normal shower activities.
When it came to rinse out the conditioner I found that I got the SAME results as I normally would have WITHOUT doing the what I normally do.
Kids, I just shaved 5-7 minutes off of my shower routine.
This is BIG NEWS in my world.
If you read this post in its’ entirety, you deserve 30,023 points.