Baby carrots* are useless.
They’re tasteless… that is, until you bite one that is so bitter and dirty tasting that you want to spit it out immediately.
I hate them.
Still, as a conscientious human being who is more than mildly concerned with nutrition, I eat them.
But DO KNOW, dear record, I HATE THEM THE ENTIRE TIME I’m chewing them.
*There’s a bit of a kerfuffle about baby carrots not being “babies.” Some are in fact just stamped, if you will, from larger, uglier, non-sellable carrots. No matter what, I would assume that eating a baby carrot (cut or regular) is more than likely better than eating a column of Pringles sour cream and onion chips which I may or may not have done a couple of nights ago.
More about baby carrots here.
Other vegetables that are USELESS: