Most facial hair repulses me. I don’t like mustaches. I don’t like goatees. I don’t like any creative, facial manscaping at all. No decorative lines. None of that thing above the chin. No weirdness.
I like stubble. It’s hot. My husband has stubble. He’s hot.
This is Austin Scarlett from Project Runway All Stars (So what. I love that show.)
His facial hair seriously takes the term, “porn-stache” to a whole new level.
It makes me ill.
Next, Jason Ritter. While I loved his Dad and think that Jason is awesome as Mark on Parenthood, I cannot stand his facial hair.
That chin-thing is awful.
It’s just spotty and gross.
So unless you can have a FULL beard, or something — just don’t go there, gentlemen. A scraggly goatee/mustache is like poison to the eyes. It’s blindingly offensive.
So I think what I’m saying is: SHAVE.
Unless your name is Lionel Richie.
Then, you’re fine.