I had to write it. Let’s get down to business.
1.) You guys! I thought it was actually entertaining. I love L.L. Cool J. (DOES HE AGE?)
2.) Elton John‘s eyebrows were very, very serious. I kept looking at him and I was thinking… “What? What is happening here?” Then I realized most men don’t shape their brows quite like that… or at all.
3.) I will forever love Justin Timberlake. He’s a showman. He’s funny. I appreciated his dancin’ and singin’.
I could go on and on about the whole show, but I won’t. Let’s talk fashion.
Let’s start with Solange and Beyonce.
What’s crazy is that my sister and I have these exact same outfits that we wore to Thanksgiving.
So I liked Solange’s pink shoes. Dress is great. And while I love her hair I think it’s ridiculously disrespectful to wear that big of a style at a seated event where you know half of the men there can’t see over her. (Male stars are all Polly-Pocket-sized.) I believe Bruno Mars was sitting behind her and they had to find him a booster.
Beyonce’s outfit was boring. I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. But I do love Jay-Z.
The pro here is that she’s wearing a color and not just her signature black.
The con is that she’s wearing far too many red embellishments.
The collar, sleeves and trim are enough.
But can I say that I LOVE her? Craig showed me a photo of her apparently yelling at Chris Brown for not standing up for Frank Ocean when he won the grammy and I love that. Who likes Chris Brown? NO ONE. Not even ADELE.
(Her eye makeup is great.)
I am BLOWN AWAY by Alicia Keys.
I am not blown away by Kelly Osbourne‘s gown. And, while I think she’s SO sweet, I AM OVER THE PURPLE HAIR. ENOUGH.
Taylor Swift (vomit) looks so pretty. She’s just so annoying.
She’s the Anne Hathaway of the music world. She keeps winning and inexplicably we keep wanting to slap her.
Rihanna looks fantastic. Incredible dress. I was going to vote her Best Dressed but I, see above, loathe Chris Brown.
So, she’s guilty by stupid association.
(HE HIT YOU AND YOU ARE STILL WITH HIM. Zero tolerance with domestic violence on the Two Pretzels blog.)
Ok, and now my worst dressed of the night:
The little teeny bun on the top of her head slays me. My three-year-old has more hair in her ballet bun than that.
And Angelina already wore that dress.
And the cut of the gown on her thigh is just plain ridiculous.
I hate everything about this.
And then my Best Dressed…
Don’t hate me, but SERIOUSLY?
Katy Perry brought ’em to play and… wow.
Beyond her up-top, I love the color… the jewels on top, the hair…
It’s just so nice to not see her in a costume.
Look at the original runway look of this Gucci dress. Just s-l-i-g-h-t-l-y different.
Next, I loved Florence Welch‘s gown.
Some people didn’t like the sequins-covered spikes and well, to each her own. But I think it’s fantastic. And there’s something to be said for red-headed women wearing emerald green.
my best dressed is: Kelly Rowland.
Whoa. I mean she wore this dress.
You just can’t argue with this.
Ok. Your turn.