I do, however, think I deserve the Parent of the Year award.
Today, the girls got up from their naps in the middle of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
It was the part where Gretchen was proposing to Slade (whatever) and she was telling him, “…I’m sorry, I wasn’t ready to marry you before, I was afraid… but now I love you…” blah, blah, blah.
Vivi sat down and watched the TV and said….
Vivi: “She was afraid. That lady. She no marry him because she was afraid.”
Me: “Oh really?” [This is terrible yet awesome that Vivi is walking me through this.]
Her: “That man made her afraid. But now she is not.”
Me: “That’s great. Maybe we should turn off the T.V.”