So last week we celebrated Princess Elsa’s 5th birthday party. Obviously, the theme was Frozen. She was so excited. Oh man. Look at that face. The party was at my sister’s house. It was everything my Pickle wanted. I mean… I…
Archives for June 2014
Pretzel Bites
1. I cannot WAIT to find a pair of shortalls I like. I lived in them years ago. (Overalls, too.) Need.to.go.to.my.storage.unit.in.Ohio.stat. I have two pairs of shortalls that I can remember that I own and they are CALLING MY NAME. “Wear…
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UNinspired. And, Craig, The Lionel & Ferg.
Ya’ll, I’m tired. I know, so are you. I’m tired of the routine. The daily grind, yo. I know, I know. In my career, we go and go and go all “season” long, then in the summer… we chill out….
And… my baby is FIVE.
I waited for Lila. I knew I loved her long before I met her. When I met her, I had no idea what I was getting into. I had no idea that her giggle would be the greatest sound in…
Raisin’ kiddos. 5 years in.
Baby Lila. And Baby Mama me. As my first born approaches a momentous birthday, (ok, she’ll be five), I can’t help but reflect on what it’s like to be her parent. I feel like I’m entering this new period of…
Randomness. You’re welcome.
Fluorescent lighting is horrendous. I would prefer that a nice soft, yellow light surrounded me at all times. Like an aura. Like Dave Chapelle doing Rick James. I can’t stand bullies. I’m talking adult bullies who manipulate situations for their own…
These two.
I mean, come on. I love them. —
Happy Father’s Day
Because there are Dads who know what time ballet, gymnastics and swim class start and how to dress each child appropriately. Because there are Dads who know which one will eat tomatoes and which one will not. Because there are Dads who know…
Happy Birthday, Michelle!
Dear friend, You are such a treasure to me. For real. I don’t love that we live so far apart, but I’ve always loved that that hasn’t mattered to us. You’re such an important part of my life and I think you’re hilarious…
What they Say. Volume III.
They’re totally trustworthy. 1. Vivi calls grapes “green blueberries.” 2. Lila and I were being silly in my bed one Sunday morning and she was chiding me to get up and I said, “Get out of town, devil woman!” and…
Blog Hop and Writing.
My dear friend, Summer over at Running Chatter, invited to me participate in a “blog hop.” As with many things these days, my good intentions are more accelerated than my actual ability to get stuff done. So, I’m a little…