Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Biel and my boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, are expecting their first child.
Looks like my chances with him are dwindling by the minute. (I mean, nothing’s written in stone, right, Craig?)
Let’s keep in mind that he ever-elusive “sources” have “confirmed” her pregnancy even though I’ve heard nothing from Justin (directly) of via his rep.
Holding out hope.