Oh, Etsy… you never disappoint.

So, in looking for “fairy garden” stuff on etsy, I stumbled across this:

Found here.

It’s “magical unicorn poop.” (The Seller’s label, not mine.)

[No one can actually say if the #2 of unicorns is actually rainbow or not. I would assume it is.]

I showed it to the husband, he shielded his eyes (from the colors/magic, assumedly) and immediately said, “Who has time to make that stuff?”

…

I would imagine the same people who have time to shop for that stuff…

[lowers head…]

Note: If you need a “larger” version of the unicorn excrement*, it’s here.

*I can guarantee that’s the first time I have ever written “excrement” on this blog. And probably the last.

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How ridiculously cute is this, though?

It’s a MINI DONUT. GAH!

(Available here.)

This is absolutely fantastic, too.

I’d eat the real thing.

Available here.

And these succulents are adorable.

Available here.

And then miniature goat cheese for that fairy with a discriminating palette.

Available here.

And finally, for your more outdoorsy fairy.

Available here.

I LOVE SMALL THINGS.

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