Craig: What do unicorns do?
I mean, duh.
Me: Vivi, is it cool with you if I put some of these chia seeds on your oats?
Her: Yeah. You know what? My ideas have been bein’ better these days, too!
(I told her that chia seeds were good for her brain.)
Me: I guess there’s a lice issue at your school.
Vivi: I don’t have them. I run too fast.
We were standing in Vivienne and Lila’s room, and we told Vivi that she had earned a star for her chart and she was SO happy she proceeded to yell and sing and dance, “MY LIFE IS SO COOOOOO-OOOOOL!”
Yes, your life is cool.
We were just at birthday party and in the powder bathroom were some pretty, decorated paper hand towels. It was a swim party and Vivi had her beach towel with her, so after she washed her hands, she reached for the pretty paper towels but I said, “Oh, Vivi, just use your beach towel. Let’s save the fancy towels for other people.”
Vivi: “Yeah, they’re for special cajuns.”
Yes, they are for special occasions. or Special Cajuns. No matter what, they’re for special peeps.
Happy Monday, ya’ll.