2018 Emmy Red Carpet Fashion Recap

However, Scarlett Johnasson looks lovely in this Balmain gown. I like it.

I don’t hate it.

I don’t love it.

This is Elisa Perry.

It’s pretty. I just don’t love it.

Very cake-like. And it’s too long.

I am in LOVE with Claire Foy’s Calvin Klein gown.

I ADORE the simplicity. I adore the bow.

I love her styling and her black shoes and her red lip.

YES.

YES to all of this.

 I think that Hannah Zeile looks so nervous, but so pretty. Age appropriate.

This is what I expect Penelope Cruz to wear.

It’s Chanel and it looks like what Disney’s Elsa would wear to the Emmy’s.

So yeah, it’s fine.

So there was a lot of yellow.

I think there was too much yellow.

I don’t love yellow.

(Although, if I had to choose, I’d go with Angela from Who’s the Boss for the win.)

I thought Alexis Bledel looked LOVELY in this Delpozo gown.

It’s whimsical and sweet and there are butterflies. (Mariah Carey will be busting out of this next… wait and see.)

I love the blush color.

(“My colors are blush and bashful…”
“Her colors are pink and pink…”)


Name that movie and we can be friends.

Um…

Regina King’s arm…


Wow.

This Christian Siriano gown is stunning.

Yes.

When Lila (my nine-year-old daughter) and I were looking through the photos – she loved Allison Janney’s gown.

I’ll be honest, I was thrilled. I mean, all of her parts are covered up. Yay, Lila! #raisingHerRight

I think this color looks fantastic on her.

And, I like the cape.

Lila’s second choice was Thandie Newton.


I agree. This is gorgeous. BUT I HATE halters. Especially ones that drag on the floor.

Nope.

I’ll pass on this one.

I think Tracee Ellis Ross really liked her Valentino gown but it looks like a puffalump to me.

I kind of hate it.

I bet you can hear it when she walks.

I can’t.

Yara Shahidi is a gorgeous young woman. However, I feel that this gown is wearing her.

That flower looks like an internal organ bursting out of her abdomen.

It’s kind of gross.

No one wants to wear a hernia.

GROSS.

How do you even walk with this?

WHY?

Neon green + black? I had bikershorts like this.

Leslie Jones is everything.

I love this Christian Siriano suit.

She looks great.

Would I wear this, though?

No.
Never.
Not even on Easter.

I would, however, wear this on Easter.

I won’t say anything about minors.

Millie Bobby Brown is a doll.

Ellie Kemper looks stunning in this J. Mendel gown.

I love this. Ideal with her skin tone.

Aidy Bryant looks so pretty, too. I would wear that in a hot-second.

I love it.

I am SO TIRED of these cut-out gowns.

UGH.

This was not astounding.

Then…

This was meh.

Boring.

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?

WHAT???????

NO.

This actually makes me kind of angry.

Ok, let’s review the funny women.

No one here knocked it out of the park

(I will be honest, though… Tina Fey looked great, but it was that belt that I cannot stand behind…)

Maya Rudolph is amazing.

Boring.

Truth? I think this is so pretty.

I NEED THIS dress.

I love it.

I do not need this dress.

Unless I play the namesake’s role in Snow White.

Which I don’t see happening.

So, yeah, pass. I’m going to pass on this one.

I loved the gown and the purple accessories. Chrissy looked so pretty.

The other Chrissy (and John) looked great, too.

She cracks me up.

I just can’t handle that neck thing, though.

So, yes, this is Megan Mullaly but the truth is just discovered Megan’s husband, Nick Offerman and I’m LOVE with him. (Yes, I know that I’m like 10 years later to Parks and Rec. I’ve been living in Mexico.)

He’s great.

Michelle Dockery looked lovely. It was so nice to see her in something other than black.

Beautiful.

And she wears bangs well.

(Or do the British call them “fringe?”)

Beautiful. Boring.

This is ill-fitting. It appears to be falling off of her. I don’t like it.

SO,

I am in LOVE with this cascade of ruffles.

It’s just the color I can’t get past.

Poppy Delevingne’s gown was awesome… if it were a different color.

Beautiful.

Sandra Oh’s gown is so great.

(Did you see her parents? SO CUTE.)

Too much.

I love Carrie Brownstein’s gown.

I LOVE IT.

I wish J.Crew would carry this in their Summer 2019 colection and I could buy it.

My favorite couple. Easy.

Sterling K. Brown and his lovely wife, Michelle Bathe.

They’re everything.

That thing on her shoulder?

I SUPPORT IT.

That swoosh in her hair? I’m all over it.

All of this is great.

My worst dressed. I’m sorry. But this is just sad. 


Susan Kelechi Watson disappointed me.

This is terrible.

The suit just doesn’t FIT.

This is sad.

Who did this to her?

I know it was a Monday, but this is not brunch.

I adore the ruffle and the shape of this gown.