The other day a dear friend of mine told me that her day had been so busy that she forgot to eat.
[insert wrinkled forehead, crunched nose and overall quizzical look.]
I’ve never forgotten to eat.
I’ve forgotten to shave my other leg.
I’ve forgotten a close relative’s birthday.
I’ve forgotten my apple password at least 30 times.
I’ve forgotten to get my teeth cleaned. For like 3 years. (Don’t worry, I’m at the orthodontist every month right now because of my Invisalign.)
I’ve forgotten our dating anniversary. (June 20, 1997.)
I’ve forgotten the current year. (This happened today when I was cleaning our pantry and evaluating our canned goods. “Is it 2018 or 2019?”)
I’ve forgotten the clothes in the washer. (Worst.smell.ever.)
I’ve forgotten to CLOSE my TRUNK in the grocery store parking lot and have gone into the store to shop and come out to an OPEN tailgate. (True story.)
I’ve forgotten to zip up the back of a dress.
I’ve also forgotten to wear a bra.
I’ve forgotten to BRING a gift TO the party.
I’ve forgotten the words to the Pledge of Allegiance. (I now remember them.)
I never remember my kids’ names.
I’ve forgotten how many days are in September.
I’ve forgotten my age.
I may or may not have forgotten to pick a child up from school…
But friends, I can GUARANTEE that I have never, in my life, forgotten to eat.
You can take that to the bank.
These are amazing. You’ll want to write them on a list so that you don’t forget to buy them at Costco.